Fargo
Canyon
January 19-21, 1996
It was raining in Los
Angles, the weather was on the cool side, and it was time
again for the Second Annual Fargo Canyon Run. A sturdy and
dedicated group, know as the Roughwheelers, were diligently
headed for an offroad experience, in the face of inclement
weather conditions, secure in their knowledge that "it
doesn't rain in the desert' that's why it's a desert !".
Plans were made, rendezvous mapped out, supplies acquired,
loved ones kissed good bye, promises of a safe return made.
The first five of this hearty group gathered at Winchell's
Donuts at the appointed time of 8:00 p.m. on Friday night,
as planned. But were was Montego? The group pulled out at
8:05 and discovered Montego on the CB. Unfortunately, he
eventually caught up to us on the 91 (South). As a snowball
acquiring mass as it rolls down the hill, so too did this
steadfast group acquire more vehicles as it hurtled towards
its destiny. Two more vehicles joined the voyagers at the
weigh scale on the 91 and one more at Dillon Road in
Indio.
Friday Night - Fargo Canyon:
The group arrived at camp Friday night about midnight, and
nobody seemed very tired, so a "first" for the Roughwheeler
occured. We had a campfire on a Friday night! One Christmas
tree was consumed producing a blazing inferno. After a
couple hours of camaraderie and the consumption of various
beverages was completed, the group settled down about 2:00
a.m.
Saturday morning:
The group grew by two more vehicles to 11, with the arrival
of Gary and his son Wayne. In attendance for the start of
Saturdays run were:
Bob ( Fearless Leader)
Bob( me)
Robert(Sandman) & Diane(Fidget)
Joe & Paula
Dave ( Montego)
Victor & Andrew ( sleepyguest)
Gary (Iceman)
Wayne (Chickenhawk)
Andy ( Gadgetman)
Vic (Rooster)
Steve ( Scarecrow)
The Saturday Run:
We started up Fargo Canyon, made a left on to Rock House
Canyon. This canyon had only three obstacles along the route
in the form of water falls. The question came up, is it a
water fall even if there is no water going over it. If a
wash is a dry river, what do you call a dry water fall?
impassable ? ( More on that later). Everyone made it over
these three water falls, which got progressively harder, on
their own power except one. Guess who? Last year I was among
those to be strapped over, but not any more now that I'm
'jacked up!" Lunch offered several typical Rooster jokes, a
graphic description of how to skin a rabbit from same and a
heart wrenching remembrance of a father skinning her rabbit
by Paula. We continued on through the high country of Joshua
Tree National Park, enjoying panoramic views of the Salton
Sea until we found the BIG DROP OFF. Last year this plunge
seemed enough to make grown men have a problem in their
shorts, but this time everyone slid down in fine style with
only a few nerves slightly shaken. We returned to the same
camp after lugging those Christras trees around all day. Who
knew?
Saturday Night Camp:
While we were setting up camp again, we were visited by the
long arm of the law and nonsense, known as the National Park
Ranger, even though we were far outside National Park
boundaries. He informed us that in the near future we would
not be allowed up Rock House Canyon, because it was
considered "impassable"'. We informed him that we had just
taken 11 vehicles through, including a Montero. This fact
would not differ him from his path of bureaucratic logic,
(an oxymoron, to be sure). The canyon was impassable because
the general public could not get though and specifically
neither could his park ranger Bronco. We tried to explain
that we were the general public, but we were getting
nowhere. We finally concluded that we would never win, so we
untied the baffoon and sent him on his way. A lively
horseshoe game ensued, which the championship crown was
passed to yours truly and Victor's guest. Sorry Rooster and
Victor! The Saturday night campfire was full of the usual
joviality and bad jokes (wood eye - hunchback etc.) After
the appropriate amount of various beverages were consumed,
the call arose for Christras trees to be put ablaze. The
discussion of new handles for club members ensued Some of
these include:
Wayne - Henery Hawk * Robert - Bobbo * Joe - Cuddles * Paula
- Fuzzy Bunny or Floppy Bunny?
Victor's guest, Andrew, was sleeping so soundly in has chair
by the fire that several fire crackers and a flair pistol
shot close by failed to wake him. He finally wondered off to
bed.
The Sunday Run:
We started up another canyon only to be stopped by a twenty
foot solid rock dry water fall. After much discussion about
trying a winch or even dynamite, we turned back to do a
little cross wash running. A funny thing happened on this
simple trial, it turned out to be" impassable" to our
Fearless Leader, who had to be strapped out of a gully. Then
along came Victor, only to get high centered on the same
rock that caused Bob's demise. The best part was that
Victors guest sat in the Jeep, sound asleep, never to awake
though all the jerking around that Victor had to do to get
flee. A tow strap to Andy finally got him off that infamous
rock. We then all made it back to Dillon Road and home with
out any more problems. Well, one small one, when Fearless
got stuck in a vacant lot in Desert Hot Springs while
relieving himself.
Respectfully submitted;
Bob ( red wrangler ) Baker